Waste

I spent all of yesterday suffering from a disgusting hangover.  See, I don’t think my hangovers are the same as other people’s hangovers.  Mine are not the kind you wake up with and sorta need some water and brunch.  They are evil, vicious beasts that make me unable to function for days at a time.
For [...]

Stuff in my head

:: door creak ::
… hello?
I randomly woke up this morning feeling the need to write.  I made one of my giant cups of coffee and went straight to my old blog.  It just made sense… six months later.  I also have been feeling the need to analyze why I stopped writing.  So (:: clears throat [...]

It’s possible to get butterflies while on the internet*

In a fit of drunken lust/irresponsibility/boredom on Tuesday, I booked a one-way ticket to LA and here I am… in the sexy dojo once again. Where is the corporate, responsible Beth of a few months ago? Last time we saw her, she was buying pencil skirts from Banana Republic and analyzing powerpoints. [...]

Just kicking down the cobblestones

That’s it.  I’m just going to stop even unpacking my suitcase at this point.  I am clearly allergic to being in my apartment for more than two nights in a row.  I just got back from LA two days ago and I already have plans to go up to The Lawyer’s tomorrow for some serious [...]

Head Over Flats: Part 2 of 2

PUMP THE BRAKES!  PUMP THE BRAKES!
That.  Is what I want to say to life right now.  I can hardly keep up!  Orrrr maybe everything is a blur because I am super distracted with this thing:

What a cute thing!
So back to what I was thinking before I left and then I will get to some juicy [...]

Head Over Flats: Part 1 of 2

“Does it bother you that I’m shorter than you?” he asked, glancing back at me over his shoulder and squeezing my hand as we walked to the car.
I blinked at him a few times in the California sun.  The question didn’t register at first.  Bother me?  How could anything about this man possibly bother me?
I [...]

Face Time!

I’m pretty busy tending to my blog heart out in LA right now, but the amazing Not My Real Mom has been kind enough to fill in for me.  Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be wrapped up in this crazy blog world and NOT be a blogger?  Also, have you [...]

I leave today.

September 21, 1996

I like to call this one:  The one where I get a little TOO honest with my diary and resort to white out.

Luckily, I have been able to decipher the first white out block.  The second one is still a mystery, but the first one is amazing… read:
Sep, 21, 1996
Dear Diary,
Hi!  The other day [my [...]

The Attraction Continuum

I’ve openly admitted before that I am very, very picky.  I’ve exasperated more than one friend with my picky antics in the past.  But, I’m not picky like a lot of people are… that is, I don’t have my list of “must-haves” in an ideal partner and I don’t really have any defined deal-breakers.  (Although, [...]