Entries from March 2009

March 27, 2009

September 21, 1996

I like to call this one:  The one where I get a little TOO honest with my diary and resort to white out.

Luckily, I have been able to decipher the first white out block.  The second one is still a mystery, but the first one is amazing… read:
Sep, 21, 1996
Dear Diary,
Hi!  The other day [my [...]

March 23, 2009

The Attraction Continuum

I’ve openly admitted before that I am very, very picky.  I’ve exasperated more than one friend with my picky antics in the past.  But, I’m not picky like a lot of people are… that is, I don’t have my list of “must-haves” in an ideal partner and I don’t really have any defined deal-breakers.  (Although, [...]

March 19, 2009

What happens when you are me: Part 2 of 2

So, I totally effed up and skipped a part of the story… REWIND.
All-of-a-sudden, it’s 8 p.m. and I realize Mike is nowhere to be seen… I text him “Are you here?” and hit send.  
(Here is the part I forgot)
Mike texts me back almost immediately:  ”Yea!  On the dance floor!”
A little irritated that we are [...]

March 18, 2009

What happens when you are me: Part 1 of 2

This story needs one preface and one backstory before I can fully launch it into space.  Lezzgo.
Preface:  Rhode Island is a tiny state (If you didn’t know that, please stop reading this blog as you are in 5th grade and a minor).  When you go out on the town, it is common to see people [...]

March 17, 2009

Mustache Birthday

Holy crap.  I had a great birthday.  GREAT birthday.  I know I have said this a crapton on here, but I really do have the best friends in the entire world.  See, because I am eternally single, I force my friends to work overtime to do all the things that a boyfriend would normally do. [...]

March 12, 2009

Close your eyes, blow out the candles.

March 10, 2009

Birthday Plans

Just in case you don’t know me in real life and haven’t heard me talk about it for a month straight– my 24th birthday is on Thursday.  The funny part is that I think in my head that I hate my birthday, but this must not be true because I force all my friends into [...]

March 6, 2009

A MUST READ

I am over here on Big Time Fancy today… and you must must must
click here
click here
click here
to read it!!
I need everyone to actually click and read because this is a story I have been saving and saving for the right time and decided on a whim to bust it out.  But it is Friday and [...]

March 5, 2009

No Sexting Here

As of yesterday, I was pretty sure I wasn’t going to hear from MMM before he left for Florida.  He sent me a Facebook invite to attend his St.  Patty’s Day party a few days ago, and I finally got around to accepting it last night. (Am I the only one that lets the friend [...]

March 3, 2009

September 12, 1996

12-year old Beth needs no introduction, right?  Typed below the pictures for my elderly readers.

 

September 12, 1996
Dear Diary,
Hi!  Brian is so hot.  I have fantaseys of him and I kissing in a secret room.  But unfortanatly Jen’s gonna go out with him.  Jen’s my new best frind.  Laura’s being a dork.  She says I smell. [...]