BonerBoy Loses

It’s 9 a.m. and I am out of bed.  This is new.  It took me five minutes just to pry my hands off my giant cup of coffee so I could type this.  I have several meetings today with some Real Life Professionals, so I figured I should get up early and try to remember [...]

100th Post!!!

YAYYYYY!!!!!1   WINNERRR!!  PRIZESSSS!!@*&!!!!
(Note: If you thought that maybe I would be giving away some sort of real prize here today, then you are confused.  On the wrong blog.  I am far too cheap to do anything like that.)
BUT.  I think you might like what I have anyways.  So cut the preamble, let’s get to it. [...]

Newsflash

This just in:  I’m a friekin’ insane asylum crackerjack NUTCASE.
I mean, did you READ my last post??  Freaking.  Out.  Becuase a guy I had met TWICE didn’t give me a cuddle in the morning?  Wowowowowow.
Whack.a.doodle.la.hoodle.
I mean, yes, there were other issues there other than the non-touching morning.  But I was completely focused on the negative [...]

Easy/Lucky/Free

Wow.  I have something to tell you.
There is a new guy in the picture.  Mike.  We met Thursday.  I want him.  Badly.  Which makes this hard to talk about because Real Scientific Analysis That I Make Up Because I Have Low Self-Esteem states:
Admitting I want something =  I am not going to get it.
That’s just [...]

You raise my blood pressure up! So I can haul around spaghettiiiii!

“I’ve never given much thought to how I would die – though I’d had reason enough in the last few months- but even if I had, I would not have imagined it like this.”
(I may have stolen that opening line from an incredibly popular teenage romance novel about sexy vampires.  Or maybe not.  You decide.)
Yes, it’s [...]

Diane Beaver

Ah!  I must post today and get yesterday’s post out of our minds!  A small clarification, if I may… I know that I am OBVIOUSLY hot shit.  I mean, duh.  And I also know that I am not a huge Jenny Craig before picture too.  It’s more like the difference between old Jessica Simpson and [...]

I’ll take the physical challenge, Marc.

I had a moment March 12, 2008 (my 23rd birthday) that I just remembered and has struck fear into my heart.  I was sitting at my birthday dinner with TF, NMRM, and KT and looked around and realized that all three of them had LOST weight that year and I was the only one who [...]

Waiting my turn

I’m back in Rhode Island and not happy about it.  Why does time move at warp speed when you are trying to avoid your life by getting lost in Manhattan?  I had the best time and it was the first trip to NY where I didn’t feel completely overwhelmed and underdressed (I still felt really [...]

The Freak vs. Sexy Sara

Hi from NYC!  I’m writing from an amazing 70’s condo that I am staying in with The Laywer (watch this if you want to know what it looks like).  It’s in Midtown.  I learned that.  Terminology.  Fancy NYC stuff, right there.  We have several things to talk about so let’s get down to brass tacks [...]