That I am sitting in a hotel in Texas feeling like ^this^ right now.
Of note:
- I have no time to blog because I am too busy considering whether or not to amputate my brain/fingers so I never have to make another presentation ever again in my life.
- Do you see how greasy my hair is? I mean… sick.
- Engineers are NOT cute. In fact, they are incredibly frustrating, socially-inept people.
- I’m in a hotel in Texas. Do you know where my cell phone is? In my car at the Boston Logan airport. Yup. Makes this whole terrible situation just soooooo much better.
- Presentation is tomorrow… every time I think about it I feel like I just swallowed a chunk of rotten milk.
- All I want to do is go through my reader and comment on EVERY LAST BLOG ENTRY. Maybe I’ll kick these motherfuckers out and sit in my giant hotel bed and do it.
- I’m sorry, I miss me too.
16 Comments
November 19, 2008 at 2:22 am
Texas isn’t that bad, is it? I’m here every day and, though it’s really hot, it can be kinda normal after a while. Good luck with the presentation.
November 19, 2008 at 8:10 am
I think you are absolutely adorable…and you’re hair does not even look greasy!
Good luck with the presentation. You will be amazing!
November 19, 2008 at 9:06 am
You look super happy! Sorry you’re bummed out, but I’m sure you will do awesome on your presentation.
Plus, you have a super awesome new blog nickname, so be happy!
November 19, 2008 at 11:43 am
at least that shirt is damn cute
YOU ARE GOING TO BE FINE. DEEP BREATH! YOU’LL DO GREAT! I LOOOOOVE <333333
November 19, 2008 at 11:59 am
You are going to be great! In the meantime, I really hope that rotten milk chunk feeling passes, it makes me want to puke just thinking about it.
November 19, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Only 6 hours???
November 19, 2008 at 12:43 pm
I love a girl who uses the word motherfucker.
November 19, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Don’t amputate things. Think of all the cute rings and gloves and general hand-accessories you won’t get to wear if you do!
November 19, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I.feel.so.bad.for.you.
Our company is crazy. Get online as soon as you can so that we can talk… more shit went down at work today.
Also, you’re going to knock the socks off of all of those high powered executives. Screw engineers, you’re the one who’s going to shine :)
November 19, 2008 at 6:29 pm
I KNOW you are going to rock those M’rfkrs! I also KNOW you have amazing heels to wear, possibly a pencil skirt too. And, really, that’s all that matters. Get it over with and come home. I will take care of you this weekend, with unnecessarily fattening brunches, TIVO’d episodes of The Real Housewives of Atlanta (note, my new favorite quote from the show, “I don’t keep up with the Joneses. I am the Joneses.”), and, finally, the piece of resistance (white trash english for the french phrase), Daniel Craig ala Bond on Saturday Night. I’m shivering just to think of it. Now go kick ass.
November 19, 2008 at 6:34 pm
That face means bis-nass!
Good luck ma! You are going to do amazing! Oh… and Petey promised to get way to drunk at Thanksgiving for our entertainment. Thought that little fact nugget would keep you going for the time being.
Love, call me when you’re back to civilization!
November 19, 2008 at 9:25 pm
GOODLUCK lady you will do amazing!
Can’t wait to hear all about it. Newsies style… yes i expect you to preform me a musical number about your presentation.
November 19, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Matt is right – girls who say motherfucker or any other vulgarities are awesome.
And KT mentioned Newsies. Great movie…um..uh..I mean…I never saw it. Ever. 12 times.
November 21, 2008 at 4:38 pm
A chunk of rotten milk??? It must be bad there…
Hope the presentation went well, hope it’s over, hope you have a few drinks this weekend to celebrate.
November 22, 2008 at 1:06 am
kevin- no, texas wasn’t that bad, i suppose. lots of red meat.
jessica- aww thank you :) i sure felt greasy.
extremely witty- sorry i refuse to call you seng. but yes, my new blog nickname is amazing.
shorts- thanks love
sara- you are right, im sorry for that language. gross.
apollo- ok, maybe 10.
matt- thanks… i have to be feeling pretty POed to let it fly, but when it does…. wooooo
TF- our company is the craziest/worst thing ever invented.
Lawyer- I’m on your couch right now and I need to go to be but can;t stop messing around this my blog.
Mom- oftentimes, the only thing that keeps me going is the promise of petey drunk.
KT- <3 and have no fear because brooklyn is here.
Witty- newsies is the best movie of all time. seeing batman sing “Santa Fe” is the highlight of my life.
Erin- yahhh, rotton milk chunk was dramatic, haha. and yes had many a drink. thanks for the well wishes :)
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November 23, 2008 at 9:24 pm
oh noo.. I start my new job in January and I’ll be working for an ENGINEERING firm, doing presentations and traveling. It all seemed fabulous but you don’t seem to happy. LOL I think I’m scared.