I’ve made a huge mistake

Oh jesus.  Here it goes.  I slept with my best friend’s brother.
You know Mom right, and you know how I say jokingly that I kind of want to marry her brother?  (If you are new to this blog, it is important to note that when I say Mom on here, I am NOT talking about [...]

Real Science

Upon seeing the new Bond movie on Saturday, The Lawyer and I were simply stumped as to how one person can be so incredibly sexy.  In fact, his package gorgeous face was all I could think about for the entire movie. What was the plot of this film?  Don’t have a clue.  What kind of [...]

I will write one post about it

OK, I really don’t think anyone wants to hear any more about Twilight, but I have to just throw my two cents in.
In summary, that was the most unintentionally hilarious movie I have ever ever seen.  Other than From Justin To Kelly (which I actually love because it is so hilariously terrible), it may just [...]

Good things

OK, so two things real quick:
1) Big Time Fancy totally guessed the midwestern town where The Laywer and I went on our Redneck Heiress Suburban Weekend.  How?  She was born and raised there.  Seriously, I effing love blogging.  We just had a 15 minute gmail chat about it.  Love love love.
2) This is what just [...]

Chicago Throw-Back Weekend

So you’ve heard a lot about my cousin The Lawyer.  Some facts about The Lawyer:
1) Her and I are quite possibly the exact same person, born 10 years apart.
2) She pretty much has a perfect family… awesome husband and a 5 year old boy who is so cute it blows your mind.
3) She was a [...]

It says a lot about me

OK, OK I know, I hate dream blogs but you have to hear this short one.
I had a dream that I went to the 20SB meet-up and there was ANOTHER more ELITE blogging meet-up next door and those elite bloggers could TELEPORT.
Please tell me… what do I have to do to join the teleporting bloggers?? [...]

Breakin’ hearts

When I woke up at 4 a.m. yesterday to catch my flight home, I was sure of one thing: The journey from this hotel bed to my own bed that night was certainly too long to endure.  Bed- Rental Car- Half Hour Drive-Airport- Flight-Airport- My Car-Hour Drive- Work- Bed.  Way way way too long.
But I [...]

Further Dangers of The Band Guy

OK… so this is coming a little bit late (technically it is almost 2 a.m. here in Texas, meaning it is not even Wednesday anymore) but I participated in the 20-something blog swap and I am posting the entry now… late is the new black, didn’t you know?  Anyways, check it out and then go [...]

Just thought you would want to know

That I am sitting in a hotel in Texas feeling like ^this^ right now.
Of note:
- I have no time to blog because I am too busy considering whether or not to amputate my brain/fingers so I never have to make another presentation ever again in my life.
- Do you see how greasy my hair is? [...]

I am mostly good news!

Bad News
1)  I am crazy busy getting this presentation ready.  The level of entertainment of this blog may go from a solid ten (I mean, it’s been pretty damn entertaining lately, right?) down to a seven or so this week.  I’m sorry!  But listen, you know what?  Last time I neglected you, I gave you [...]